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“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

I sang it in my head holy shit

A little bit of you makes me your man. OOOWWWW!

Eat it until she cums or don’t eat it at all.

(Source: 9bmcxesjay, via translucentfleshandfeeblebones)


black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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I just can’t even deal.

When you’re inlove with someone.
And that person is being treated like a piece of shit by others all because of reasons they have made up on their own.
It’s fucking bullshit.
Nothing makes me rage more than this.
I just want to scream and cry and hurt someone.
This isn’t me. I’m always the happy, huggy, lovely girl.
Just people in general these days make me so angry.
I was always a people person.
Now it seems the only person I can tolerate is Ayns.
Because I’ve just realized everyone is just a shit cunt.
No one cares about anyone but themselves.
There’s no love.
It’s all nastiness.
And bitching behind backs


Transparent Tiffany Doggett to keep the sinners off your blog.